Sunday, May 31, 2009

Kadan's writing in Grand Canyon




- Where's the shot!?!?!
- What shot?
- You took out the shot!!!!!
- Which shot is that?

The money shot. The bus driver's head!!
The brains-on-the-window shot
!
The viscera-on-the-visor shot.

- We thought we'd show it to you without...
- Put it back!!!!! Don't show me anything!!!!!
You don't need it.
You're not even giving it a chance.
How's the rear-view-mirror gag
supposed to work without it
!?!?!
Am I the only one here
who respects the writing
?

Monday, March 16, 2009

In it for Me? No Lee, you are not.

click link to LISTEN to REPLAY
SOCIAL MEDIA press conference
(replay from Wednesday, March 20th, 2009)

Perhaps I could have more adequately warned Austin's mayorial candidate Lee Leffingwell who I am. However, when ANY political candidate claims s/he is for the people, then I hold it shouldn't matter who I am, or who anybody is. Any candidate running on the platform of "In it for you!" is taking on a platform of being a people's candidate. While America is the only 1st world country without a People's Party we will be better served by avoiding the sociopath Lee Leffingwell.

Am I an extremist for calling a politician a sociopath? Perhaps. A member of Lee's party said I sounded like an extremist when I asked Lee what pragmatic strategic advantage he saw in alienating idealists like me. When he skirted the issue, I said I felt disrespected. I hold that most humanists might consider apologizing for somebody feeling disrespected. So it goes. Obvious to me is that Lee Leffingwell is not a humanist. I therefor suggest he is inappropriately co-opting the good will of a People's Platform. I happen to call people who exploit good-will without respect sociopaths. I am happy to debate this In Public.

My position on ecology is clearly detailed hear. Give me 45 minutes and I'll explain what I see as required to save your planet. In the mean time my personal safety is of paramount importance to me and my incipient wife (i'm getting married 10/10/10).

Why am I compelled to rake a loser like Lee Leffingwell over the coals? Because it is dangerous for me to be labeled an extremist. When it is said that I sound like an extremist at a candidate's party and he nods and continues that candidate is dangerous to me personally. I don't want to be in jail, without bail, labeled as a dangerous extremist.

That's how social media has saved my life before, honest. I can tell you the story if you must hear that story. Here's my assessment of Lee Leffingwell...

Leffingwell = Laughingstock


I happen to agree with Rev. Bob Dobbs that the two greatest misconceptions of the 20th Century is that politicians aren't that smart and that they mean well. Yes, there are good apples in polotics and Lee Laughingstock is not one of them.

There are litigious ramifications to me being labeled an extremist. I ask Jesus what I should do in terms of turning the other cheek. What I hear in my head is that standing by my truth and standing up for what I hold to be true is the backbone required. Some may see my political posts like this that are scattered aROUND the Internet as a form of brand subversion that they have trouble comprehending. My work is not for the intellectually squeamish.

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Tuesday, September 23, 2008

you found this intellishit?


these words sometimes leave your head wobbling, feeling drunk. i understand how you feel. i felt the same way the first year i began see the fnords. i'm not drunk at all, and neither are you. there's no alcohol in these words. its just that after watching 100s of hours of “news” reporters being overly respectful of Mrs. Palan is discombobulating.

this is the cult of sanity... i call it a cult because sanity doesn’t have the depth of pocketbook nor quantity of followers to deem legal status as a religion

i've used this technique many times. It helps intellectual tourists, such as yourself...loosen up without impairing your ability to take away ideas and share them with friends...and enjoy guilt free, mental masturbation. This kind of thinking is not proven to make you a dime of money. Many call this pointless. And THEY are right. This is pointless thinking. Guilty as charged.

Friday, March 7, 2008

Big Stages? Do the Water Gag in the video...

Ben Mack. As seen on T. Harv Eker's World's Greatest Marketing Seminar!
PLAY THE VIDEO and learn to perform the visual prop of the funnel and the water. When you do this on a big stage you will get a big laugh and make lots of sales. In this room of 45 people, I made 6 sales of $597. You can do this, too.

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